the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

inachisasuke:

helioscentrifuge:

goesdownwithship:

supercalifraginatural:

grandpacain:

What you get when you watch this video:

  • The catchiness of Blurred Lines while maintaining your self-respect
  • An education!

I love this video because

a) it takes the catchy tune of a disgrace of a song and turns it into something glorious

b) includes the line “Get out of the gene pool” and any song with that line deserves everything

we should make this more popular than blurred lines

I can’t believe I put off watching this, because it was figuratively fantastic.

I think “literally fantastic” would work here

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt being the greatest father in the history of great fathers…