You don’t know? Well then.

(Source: tomriddl)

The first people a dictator puts in jail after a coup are the writers, the teachers, the librarians — because these people are dangerous. They have enough vocabulary to recognize injustice and to speak out loudly about it. Let us have the courage to go on being dangerous people.

(Source: somewhereinsummer)

We shouldn’t teach great books; we should teach a love of reading

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS INCREDIBLE WEBSITE??!??!

super-natural73:

dirkhardpeck:

rudeandgingersansa:

nannajane:

PIMP. THAT. SNACK.

IT’S JUST RECIPES FOR BIG CANDY.

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BIG CANDY

ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

imageHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION OF MANKIND

imageTHIS IS A ROLO THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE AND IF THAT’S NOT THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE

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GOD DAMN

PIMP THAT SNACK

JUST FUCKING DO IT.

imageWOW

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I wonder if they have something for Oreos.

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they do.

(Source: paradoxsleuth)

schmergo:

There ain’t no party like a Capulet party, ‘cause a Capulet party introduces the plot

virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(Source: hayleu)

nue:

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

(Source: tinarannosaurus)

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”